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douchewizzle 

A Douchewizzle is king of the douchiest douche but still dope as fuck
What the actual fuck he is such a Douchewizzle.
douchewizzle by Duzzie March 12, 2015

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.
John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
douchesickle by halfamind April 15, 2006

douchewibbler 

"Dude, that guy's a douchebag."
"No, he worse. He's a douchewibbler."
douchewibbler by bapped January 29, 2009

douchepickle 

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
douchepickle by mamamele November 21, 2009

Douchewiggler 

A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler
Gosh Karnendra your such a douchewiggler
Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009

Douchepickle 

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
Stop being such a Douchepickle man!
Douchepickle by Radox June 13, 2015