girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
by donkeycorns August 11, 2010
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"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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An individual who consistantly acts like an asshole, always causing problems and on top of that, is an absolute knucklehead.
by Tmizzie October 22, 2008
Get the DoucheKnuckle mug.by Bill October 12, 2004
Get the douchefuck mug.A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
Get the douchebucket mug.Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008
Get the douchefuck mug.1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006
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