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douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans
Cut the douchecockery steve im busy
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

doucherocket 

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"
"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"
Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchefuckle 

an insult used when no other insult is enough to express your anger and/or annoyance.
girl1: dude, Brandon is such a douchefuckle!
girl2: douchefuckle?
girl1: he's such a shithead that no other word seemed appropriate.
douchefuckle by donkeycorns August 11, 2010

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.
John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
douchesickle by halfamind April 15, 2006

Doucherocketry 

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.
Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.