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negareference

A seemingly innocent piece of information, fact, reference or link that someone shares with you, only for you to discover that it's something you absolutely despise or find intensely annoying. Often, negareferences are potentially internet bait-and-switch schemes, like the infamous Rick Roll or The Game, or even irritating memes like Loss.

Even though they're meant to be harmless fun, they're so omnipresent and overused online that knowing them or falling for them could make you wish for a memory reset button. Circulating predominantly in online communities, negareferences are a modern, digital-age equivalent of a persisting bad joke.
I was so excited when my friend sent me a link to a 'hot new band's music video'. Turned out, it was a negareference, and I got Rick Rolled.
by HappyCleaner82 October 16, 2023
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progressity

1) The quality or state of continuously advancing or moving forward, particularly in terms of development, growth, or improvement.

2) The measure or rate of improvement or advancement, especially within a specific subject, context or field.
The company experienced significant progressity last year, marked by a 45% increase in revenue and the implementation of various innovative strategies.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
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woinker

A quirky and eccentric individual, often displaying unconventional behavior that is both amusing and endearing. A woinker often carries a distinct sense of humor, style, or taste, making them unique or distinctive in a crowd. Regardless of the bizarre antics, a woinker is generally lovable and attracts people with their peculiar charm.
Lucas is such a woinker, his love for collecting weird socks always cracks me up.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
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Chinese Fire Drill

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.
Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
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Heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual

A term used in online communities to humorously describe someone with a chaotic and unpredictable sexual orientation, often so complex and unique, it challenges all known categories and concepts. It is typically used in jest based on the nonsensical and unreadable nature of the word.
Friend 1: "Man, I have tried every label under the sun, but nothing seems to accurately describe my sexual orientation."

Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
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Jetway Jesus

A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.
After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.
by HappyCleaner82 November 21, 2023
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Elonoma

A condition resulting in the extreme thinning of the skin. This severe condition renders the subject unable to cope with criticism or ridicule of any nature. Side effects include: pettiness, decreased wit, hypocrisy, biases, pasty skin, and the need to act out bad puns in real life. The condition can be triggered by the sudden loss of wealth, the realization that people only like you for your money, and terrible business decisions.
Breaking News: Former president Donald Trump has developed a bad case of Elonoma! He has been ordered to consult a mental health physician and self-isolate from online activities immediately.
by HappyCleaner82 December 18, 2022
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