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At the family dinner, Timmy tried to suppress a laugh when Grandpa accidentally let out a very loud glarpsnargle while sipping soda.
by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
Get the glarpsnargle mug.A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.
After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.
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As she walked through the botanical gardens, Emma closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, intoxicated by the soothing florimel that surrounded her.
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As Fiona danced at the punk rock concert, the sight of a wobbly poganima bouncing beside her caused swift perspiration, reminding her of that haunting smell from her uncle's gym socks under her bed.
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Realizing that Aunt Marge's granama reputation preceded her, Ned braced himself and clung to his dignity, as she approached with arms wide open, ready to smother him with questionable chocolates and infamous long-underwear-lifting action.
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At the party last night, Dave got outrageously wasted and pulled out his infamous sawalich routine, miraculously managing to clear not only the center of the dancefloor, but to also convince everyone to reconsider their friendships with him.
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Joe unleashed a 🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹 at Thanksgiving dinner, causing Grandma Mildred to wrinkle her nose in disgust and whispering among the family about that time he ate three-day-old sushi during spring break.
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