HappyCleaner82's definitions

Wonderhoy

A Dutch word meaning 2nd place

Oh my god I got 2nd place again, this is truly a Wonderhoy moment

by HappyCleaner82 December 22, 2024

Brudge

A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.

After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.

by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹

The pungent stench that fills the room when an especially odorous fart undergoes a merger with poorly timed belch, creating a vile dismaying cacophony of smells that makes bystanders wonder about one's childhood diet and questionable hygiene choices.

Joe unleashed a 🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹 at Thanksgiving dinner, causing Grandma Mildred to wrinkle her nose in disgust and whispering among the family about that time he ate three-day-old sushi during spring break.

by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Flubdext

The uncanny ability to mess up even the simplest tasks with remarkable skill.

Boss: "How's Steve doing with filing those papers?"
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."

by HappyCleaner82 July 6, 2024

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Umiaq

The art of using social media to brag about outdoor adventures you never actually went on. A combination of "um" (hesitation) and "kayak" (because it sounds outdoorsy).

Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).

Sophie: "Check out my Insta! I'm totally crushing this mountain climb!"
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."

by HappyCleaner82 July 6, 2024