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A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.
After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.
by HappyCleaner82 November 21, 2023
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“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”
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Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.
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The company experienced significant progressity last year, marked by a 45% increase in revenue and the implementation of various innovative strategies.
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