HappyCleaner82's definitions

Illygibbophobia

The fear of poorly written or confusing text messages.

Every time Sam receives an autocorrected and jumbled text from his friends, his illygibbophobia kicks in and he starts feeling extremely anxious until he's able to decipher their message.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Flubdext

The uncanny ability to mess up even the simplest tasks with remarkable skill.

Boss: "How's Steve doing with filing those papers?"
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."

by HappyCleaner82 July 6, 2024

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Name Snipe

The action of taking a rare or OG username like a 3 letter username, a word in the English dictionary, or a name like “Bob”.

Seen on multiple communities, like Minecraft.

“I just got an epic name snipe on the username Wool!”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

progressity

1) The quality or state of continuously advancing or moving forward, particularly in terms of development, growth, or improvement.

2) The measure or rate of improvement or advancement, especially within a specific subject, context or field.

The company experienced significant progressity last year, marked by a 45% increase in revenue and the implementation of various innovative strategies.

by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

Fartnado

When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.

Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023