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by HappyCleaner82 December 22, 2024
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by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
Get the 🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹 mug.Traditionally a type of open-skin boat used by the Inuit.
In competitive scrabble, it’s a word that also doubles as an acronym for “U might initiate a call”, for strong scrabble players to flex word knowledge of all things on regular people with lives, anticipating that they’ll call that the word is bullshit because no one uses it in a conversation and then lose their turn as a result.
In competitive scrabble, it’s a word that also doubles as an acronym for “U might initiate a call”, for strong scrabble players to flex word knowledge of all things on regular people with lives, anticipating that they’ll call that the word is bullshit because no one uses it in a conversation and then lose their turn as a result.
“I play UMIAC for 10 points!”
“What? That’s not even a real word! I call.”
“You fool, I knew you would initiate a challenge, not only is this a word, it’s slang for “U might initiate a call.”
“Omfg dude get a job no one uses these words in actual conversations, can’t you play something for fun ONE TIME?!”
“What? That’s not even a real word! I call.”
“You fool, I knew you would initiate a challenge, not only is this a word, it’s slang for “U might initiate a call.”
“Omfg dude get a job no one uses these words in actual conversations, can’t you play something for fun ONE TIME?!”
by HappyCleaner82 July 6, 2024
Get the Umiac mug.A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.
After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.
by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
Get the Brudge mug.A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.
After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.
by HappyCleaner82 November 21, 2023
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Get the Jhibajhabarhhxically mug.A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”
Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.
by HappyCleaner82 October 2, 2023
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