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A derogatory term for a barlosexual, someone who exhibits sexual interest in bees or those who identify as bees.
“Did you see Kyle in the hallway yesterday staring at pictures of bees on his phone? God, he’s such a kaan.”
by HappyCleaner82 October 2, 2023
Get the Kaan mug.At the family dinner, Timmy tried to suppress a laugh when Grandpa accidentally let out a very loud glarpsnargle while sipping soda.
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Get the Wonderhoy mug.A disaster of a Big Brother ORG season. While production did what they could, a dominant alliance that went uncontested and the fact that the people who tried got eliminated early lead to a snoozer of a season. Maybe next time?
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
Get the IDGTBB mug.A mythical figure colloquially known in the airline industry believed to miraculously 'heal' passengers who request wheelchairs or any other form of mobility assistance at their point of departure but mysteriously no longer need it upon their arrival. The sudden recovery is often attributed to the miraculous intervention of 'Jetway Jesus'. The term reflects the cynical humor often employed by airline employees due to the perceived misuse of accessibility services by able-bodied passengers.
After helping a passenger in a wheelchair onto the plane, I was surprised to see her walk off unassisted at the destination. Looks like we've had another visit from Jetway Jesus.
by HappyCleaner82 November 21, 2023
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Realizing that Aunt Marge's granama reputation preceded her, Ned braced himself and clung to his dignity, as she approached with arms wide open, ready to smother him with questionable chocolates and infamous long-underwear-lifting action.
by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
Get the granama mug.The aggressive dance performed by an exceptionally sweaty individual, often resembling a drunken crab on fire, that results in unintended body contact with innocent bystanders, leaving them traumatized and with the desperate urge to sanitize themselves.
At the party last night, Dave got outrageously wasted and pulled out his infamous sawalich routine, miraculously managing to clear not only the center of the dancefloor, but to also convince everyone to reconsider their friendships with him.
by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
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