Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.
From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".
Like douche bag but to the next level, something completely and utterly retarded and pointless. Offen used as an insult or to say that you do not enjoy something.
Origanating in a small town in MI. a douchie is the ugly cousin of the douch bag if ya know what i mean douchie's are primarily used as nutrition for ethiopian puppies