Douchegoat
(Noun) The creepy facial hair style worn by really annoying one-upping faggots.
Can also refer to the person wearing said style.
Can also refer to the person wearing said style.
Douchegoat by DomBaz53 December 7, 2009
douchegoat
Friend 1: dude i just ate the hottest wings ever
douchegoat: no, this one time i had these wings that were sooo hot
friend 3: ......friend 2 is such a douchegoat
Example 2
friend 1"my new system in my car is sick ive got a"....douchegoat interrupts and says"man i have a system in my car that is sooo loud man it will make your ears bleed". -douchegoat
douchegoat: no, this one time i had these wings that were sooo hot
friend 3: ......friend 2 is such a douchegoat
Example 2
friend 1"my new system in my car is sick ive got a"....douchegoat interrupts and says"man i have a system in my car that is sooo loud man it will make your ears bleed". -douchegoat
douchegoat by jimboslice23 December 7, 2009
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Douchelation
When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013
doucheosterone
The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
douchemate
douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006
Doucheout
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).
Doucheout by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009
Douchemeat
Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.
Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.
Douchemeat by Luis-clw May 1, 2006
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