Kendall's definitions

chili dog

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

by Kendall May 13, 2005

moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay

Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie

by kendall October 22, 2003

policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

by kendall November 17, 2004

Bango

Noun.
Used to describe someone who makes an assumption that turns out to be wrong or inaccurate.

John: You mean the dogs don't lay eggs?
Jane: No, BANGO!

by Kendall April 8, 2005

aboutsta

about + to = aboutsta

I aboutsta go to tha grocery sto n buy some milk so I cans eat dis cereal.

by Kendall January 5, 2005

smokeless

the condition of wearing no underwear.

it's okay, mrs. landingham, she hasn't gone smokeless.

by kendall September 6, 2004

Twinkle

The substance shot from a penis more often referring to a cumshot which lands in a persons eye. cum semen jiz

Damn I fucked Sharron yesterday then just before I busted I pulled out and put a twinkle in her eye.

by Kendall May 13, 2005