dooc 

Pronounced (duke)

Documentation of a one way conversation.

To email fully knowing you will recieve no response.

Yeah I plan on following this dooc up with several phone calls.

I have to go make a dooc to cover my ass.

Didnt you see the dooc I sent you about that last month?

I havnt had time to dooc it out today.

dooc by 2KMC August 3, 2008

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Skoochie Doochie by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

Dooch by Otee June 19, 2019

dooce

To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.

dooce by Marz November 17, 2004

dooced

Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)

Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)

dooced by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005

Doocher 

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

Doocher by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

doochay

A highly original nickname for someone tall and ruggedly good looking. Of above average intellect. Pronounced Doo-CHAY. El Doochay.

We can run through the amber light, we're pulling a Doochay.

doochay by ddsufhaskfh March 30, 2007