Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
1.Fancy word for Douche. Usually said with a fancy, sophisticatedEnglish accent.
2.Something that Matt will name his dog because it's an awesome name.
3.Asshole
1. "You don't say. I think this book is rather dooshay"
2. "Yea i got a new dog. I'm totally naming him/her Dooshay"
3. "What a fucking dooshay"
"Yea man that guys an assdigger"
"Fuck him."
When one is being a Dooshay they are; 1. Acting as if they are better than someone else, 2. Not fulfilling or allowing a very simple task to be accomplished, 3. Being annoying or irritating. (See: Douche Bag)
When you are in a argument with someone, and they make a valid point. However, they are still wrong and are being an obtuse dooshbag.
Me: Bullshit avoidance, why can't you answer my question?
Dooshbag: You said "Whatever" so I thought that meant the conversation was over.
Me: Since when did "Whatever" mean the conversation was over
Dooshbag sends an urban dictionary definition of whatever that reads: 'WHATEVER: Used in an argument to admit you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over' (Scoring a hit... Touche')
Me: DOOSHAY