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doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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doucherman 

a nick name for a person who was once bullied then becomes successful and starts to be an jerk everyone else, hence being a a douche. first used in the TNT TV show leverage
1. well if it isn't Larry the doucherman.
2. Larry: ha ha you're all peons, look at me now I own 10 houses.

randon guy in the crowd: oh great it's that doucherman again
doucherman by bingbang0 March 5, 2011

Deep Doucher 

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.
Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher
Deep Doucher by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011

Uber Doucher 

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

doucherocket 

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008

republican douchery 

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.
The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.
republican douchery by LuvNugger October 3, 2013
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