Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

Dooch by Otee June 19, 2019

Dooch

A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.

Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"

Dooch by Doochin' All Over The World July 4, 2009

Dooch

An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.

you really “Dooched” that story.

Dooch by Boumeester April 19, 2006

Dooch

This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.

"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"

Dooch by Mickey thirtyfive March 17, 2009

dooch

someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically

"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"

dooch by da7787 June 12, 2007

dooch

The part of skin between your balls and butthole

My dooch smells like cheese

dooch by Da Bohl April 10, 2003

dooch

A sovereign prince who rules a doochy

All hail the Dooch of Juey!

dooch by Bia 2 September 22, 2003