dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
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(in text)
J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!

by paul sulivan November 25, 2010

dooche

like a duche except more duchey

alec baldwin is a dooche, tom cruise is a dooche, helen hunt is a dooche,john kerry is a dooche,amy klobichar is a dooche. ect.

by kpaske January 17, 2007

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

by Otee June 19, 2019

Dooch

A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.

Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"

Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"

Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."

Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"

by Doochin' All Over The World July 04, 2009

Dooch

An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.

you really “Dooched” that story.

by Boumeester April 19, 2006

Dooch

This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.

"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"

by Mickey thirtyfive March 17, 2009

dooch

someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically

"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"

by da7787 June 12, 2007