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I totally want to Doocy that morning news dude
Doocy by FoxyFriend October 26, 2010
Words you can keep
Asking a breathtakingly stupid question while attempting to appear highly insightful. Often used in an attempt to corner the opposition in an argument, leading to ignominious defeat.
I dropped a doocy at the press conference this morning. The press secretary handed my backside to me in a paper bag while my colleagues chuckled.
Doocy by Collodna Herring August 11, 2021
Stop being such a doocy.”
Doocy by Browneyedboy69 January 24, 2022
Doocy, a radically awesome name used to show one's hardcoreness.
Sometimes used to show how badass someone can be.
See that guy over there? Yeah he's a totally doocy. Watch out.
Doocy by rawrawrrawwwww January 29, 2009

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy 

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

steve doocy 

The Fox News co-host for Fox & Friends. Doocy is a prime example of lovable stupidity. He is often so hillariously misinformed that you just want to tilt your head and say "aww.." at his sincere and adorable attempt at journalism.

One would wonder why Steve Doocy actually has a job at Fox News. His journalism skills are in fact, on par with an 8 year. Then you realize, he's the mascot of Fox News. The unintelligent, dim-witted, moronic shell of a person that represents the station as a whole. He is the embodiement of Fox News.

It is highly likely that he has never formed a cognitive thought, opinion, or idea without the help, aid, or influence of others.
Steve Doocy is the drunk baby of Fox News.

Steve Doocy: "Palin does have foreign policy experience, after all, Alaska is right next to Russia."
steve doocy by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 4, 2009

Drop a Doocy 

when Press Secretary Jen Psaki runs Peter Doocy through the woodchipper
Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"
Drop a Doocy by Uncle Joosie December 13, 2021
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