Asking a breathtakingly stupid question while attempting to appear highly insightful. Often used in an attempt to corner the opposition in an argument, leading to ignominious defeat.
I dropped a doocy at the press conference this morning. The presssecretary handed my backside to me in a paper bag while my colleagues chuckled.
One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
The Fox Newsco-host for Fox & Friends. Doocy is a prime example of lovable stupidity. He is often so hillariously misinformed that you just want to tilt your head and say "aww.." at his sincere and adorable attempt at journalism.
One would wonder why Steve Doocy actually has a job at Fox News. His journalism skills are in fact, on par with an 8 year. Then you realize, he's the mascot of Fox News. The unintelligent, dim-witted, moronic shell of a person that represents the station as a whole. He is the embodiement of Fox News.
It is highly likely that he has never formed a cognitive thought, opinion, or idea without the help, aid, or influence of others.
Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.