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A handsome, sexy, muscular, passionate, kind, caring, low maintenance and generous man.
He was such a dontle, I should never have broken up with him.
dontle by Gunkle February 14, 2008
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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
An average person would never understand the true depth of his nature, very complex and mysterious but thats
what makes him attractive, He likes to walk on the dark side . He craves affection and someone that understands
him but rarely finds in in others because they don't see past the mask he wears to hide his feelings and his
insecurities.
A very unique person that lives in his own thoughts. very good judge of character and loves unique and natural
women. He often fantasizes about his friend performing S & M on him. He secretly loves her but finds it hard to

confront her. His very charming and definitely knows how to sweep women off their feet but he always ends up
with the wrong women. He has George Clooney looks with charm like James Bond.
He loves licking melted chocolate off womens breasts and like to walk around acting like a nigga from the Bronx.
He's very goofy and likes to flaunt his penis by telling everyone he has a 12 inch penis. His a loyal friend and his loved
by all especially Bonita. His very sporty and enjoys listening to music especially Hip Hop and R & B.
A very captivating man with an addictive personality. Life would be dull without him.
Neighbour 1: "oh my, Donlee is playing his guitar in the backyard nude, with a cigarette in his mouth"
Neighbour 2: "Move, let me see"
Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her looks are the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you at all to her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore.
Dintle could be Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde.
dintle by I guess an admirer November 10, 2020

Bot Dongle 

The biggest dingleberry to ever live, considered to be a bot dongle.
Hey! Who's that bot dongle over there?

Oh, that's Jo. He's the dingliest bot dongle ever!
Bot Dongle by Dinglebryness April 5, 2021

Flop dongler 

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.
WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!
Flop dongler by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

john dongle 

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise
I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.
john dongle by CosmikJack January 13, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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