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A handsome, sexy, muscular, passionate, kind, caring, low maintenance and generous man.
He was such a dontle, I should never have broken up with him.
dontle by Gunkle February 14, 2008
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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
An average person would never understand the true depth of his nature, very complex and mysterious but thats
what makes him attractive, He likes to walk on the dark side . He craves affection and someone that understands
him but rarely finds in in others because they don't see past the mask he wears to hide his feelings and his
insecurities.
A very unique person that lives in his own thoughts. very good judge of character and loves unique and natural
women. He often fantasizes about his friend performing S & M on him. He secretly loves her but finds it hard to

confront her. His very charming and definitely knows how to sweep women off their feet but he always ends up
with the wrong women. He has George Clooney looks with charm like James Bond.
He loves licking melted chocolate off womens breasts and like to walk around acting like a nigga from the Bronx.
He's very goofy and likes to flaunt his penis by telling everyone he has a 12 inch penis. His a loyal friend and his loved
by all especially Bonita. His very sporty and enjoys listening to music especially Hip Hop and R & B.
A very captivating man with an addictive personality. Life would be dull without him.
Neighbour 1: "oh my, Donlee is playing his guitar in the backyard nude, with a cigarette in his mouth"
Neighbour 2: "Move, let me see"
Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her looks are the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you at all to her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore.
Dintle could be Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde.
dintle by I guess an admirer November 10, 2020

Bot Dongle 

The biggest dingleberry to ever live, considered to be a bot dongle.
Hey! Who's that bot dongle over there?

Oh, that's Jo. He's the dingliest bot dongle ever!
Bot Dongle by Dinglebryness April 5, 2021

Flop dongler 

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.
WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!
Flop dongler by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

john dongle 

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise
I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.
john dongle by CosmikJack January 13, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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