Dog dicks 

Lipstick 💄

Why are you rubbing those dog dicks on you Becky?

Dog dicks by Lipstick 💄 November 28, 2020

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks 

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Happy as a dog with two dicks 

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

Happy as a dog with two dicks by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

Happier than a dog with two dicks 

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

Happier than a dog with two dicks by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

dog with two dicks 

the air of someone extremely happy

Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night

dog with two dicks by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.

Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire by Snead Mcruther January 20, 2008

hotter than a dog with forty dicks 

An extremely horny male

We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!

hotter than a dog with forty dicks by Fa Fa January 13, 2008