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Dumber than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
Dumber than a bag of dog dicks by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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Happy as a dog with two dicks
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Happy as a dog with two dicks by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
Happier than a dog with two dicks
One really-really happy person.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
Happier than a dog with two dicks by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010
dog with two dicks
Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
dog with two dicks by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003
Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire
Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
hotter than a dog with forty dicks
hotter than a dog with forty dicks by Fa Fa January 13, 2008
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