5 definitions by Jacker Smacker

Dirty Dick Licker

A real low down person.

Mark ate the last pickle, what a dirty dick licker

by Jacker Smacker May 24, 2016

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Lollipop Asshole

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018

The Funny Fuck Show

An amateur video comprised of porn and comedy that is crudely edited.

I was walking and laughing at the Funny Fuck Show!

by Jacker Smacker April 12, 2016

Pussy Prison

When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.

Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison

by Jacker Smacker April 4, 2020