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Virus Dodging 

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.
I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”
Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020
Related Words
dodji dodjit dodie Dodis doujin doujinshi dodging dodirty Dodding dodie yellow
Short for doujinshi. Officially it means any independently published manga, but it's widely used around the interwebs to refer to hentai works.
Dave: Need to fap, give doujins please.
Bob: Go to pixiv and find some, ya filthy animal.
doujin by Solarys January 3, 2018
Jo nebo ne?
Kera holka bi dnes prijela moc mi hybi láska a sex us sem dloho nemel a chci to vistrikat do hoki a vistrikat na pusu a nakozy a dodiri Jo nebo ne tak mi nejaka napište Jo nebo ne jesli scete nejaka dite tak prijette dnes autem Jo nebo ne a budu cekat klidne na drzi vlakovim do koolika hodin klidne do. Rana moc vam dekuju
Dodiri by Cyphrex July 18, 2020

Doujin logic

Normal events in everyone's everyday lives that in doujins lead to sex, rape, beastiality, etc.
unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.

Timmy: um.. okay.

You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
Doujin logic by doujin masta February 14, 2012

doujinshit 

Low-quality doujinshi that includes bad artwork and/or use of stock character dynamics (either male/female stereotypes of seme/uke dynamics) at the expense of characterization. Generally generic pornography.
"So did you read the scans of that SasuNaru doujinshi I sent you?"

"That was more like doujinshit, Naruto wouldn't cry because he was in love with Sasuke."
doujinshit by hildaaaaa May 13, 2009
Dōjin is a japanese word which is used to describe a group of people with same interests. here is it's kanji (同人). please get don't get it confused with Dōjinshi (同人誌) which is used to describe fanmade works which are created by people who have similar interests. while you may see these words used to describe Hentai manga but keep in mind that this is the traditional definition
Josh: I like that Doujin music alot!

james: yeah, me too!
Doujin by Zeliot November 16, 2020