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When you are not interested in someone and dont answer their calls or texts.
Damon: Who you Dodging?
Jeremy: This girl Ana. she could be ,uh, persistent.
Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, Yeah, but she can be wierd.
Damon: Hot trumps wierd, Trust me.

This example is in The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 13 "Children of the Damned".
Dodging by Lemonboss May 7, 2018
Words you can keep
Standing in front of things with a wide leg stance, arms folded wearing sunglasses looking like a complete cock.
I did some dodging infront of a shopping trolley full of dildos.
Dodging by RAFcock July 1, 2014
The art of walking through large crowds by using the word "woah," (at the second before impact) and immediately darting in front of people.
We got to the front of the mosh-pit by dodging our way there.
dodging by Brodie1981 March 17, 2007
Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games
Dodging - Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games

ex. Patrick Brown, AKA Ballsrick Brown, Patrice Brownlee, Penis Eater Patrice

"Im gonna go get sum cawfee and chat up some egirls instead of gaming with you guys. See ya pussies"
Dodging by PogMonster March 6, 2022
The action of purchasing at a low cost, and proceeding to resell for a high price.
My friend is dodging me when I could buy that for retail at the store.
Dodging by Meepmorpzorp March 7, 2022

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank
Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.
dodging possum by Ffej April 5, 2004

dodging a bullet 

Something that your future self will thank you for. Also: having successfully avoided a sticky situation.
When offering me the job, Criss Angel cut my salary request in half. Then he told me that he was doing ME a favor because working with him meant working with a celebrity and his "Magic Kids". Bahahahahah! Saying no to that was like dodging a bullet!
dodging a bullet by julesSD October 16, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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