Dodding 

Dodding is when a man masturbates while defecating. This activity might also be involved into sexual intercourse, in which the man is taking a dump in the middle of the act.

Christopher is dodding!

Dodding by Craptaker86 January 2, 2010

Dodding 

Dodding
Dod-ing
VERB, Dodd, Dodd·ed, Dodd·ing

–verb (used with object)
1.
to approach slowly, imperceptibly, or stealthily):

2.

When a statement is said with embarrassment or discomfort.

1. Man: Dude I was creepin' Hard

Friend: Nah man that was on another level, you were Dodding

2. Person 1: Dude you haven't said anything

Person 2: ...

Person 3: He's totally Dodding

Dodding by Resurrect April 15, 2011

Dodding 

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve"
"Yes mate"
"Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?"
"No suck your mum"

Dodding by Cock slimjim 12343221 January 28, 2020

dodding 

Masturbating in a tent

lucas is dodding in his tent

dodding by stinkyfart11 July 18, 2025

Ken Dodding 

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.

Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".

Ken Dodding by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

Virus Dodging 

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

dudding

The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.

"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

dudding by Sir Duddy of Scranalot April 16, 2009