Dochey 

Unsatisfactory. As in crusty or scrubby.

Man look at that kid's shoes... they hella dochey.

Dochey by J-Mack the Chronic Sack June 13, 2011

Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.

Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014

Douchey Choo Choo 

When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.

Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.

Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011

doched 

doch or doched refers to a situation when you are "doched" or fucked very bad
the term "doch" is another meaning for "fuck" it is widely used in asian countries like India,Bhutan,Bangladesh,Pakistan

"ash wanted to doch neal cause neal doched him before"
"he was doched yesterday because he did not complete his homework"
"i doched him very badly after what he did to my car"
"we are planning to doch him for his poor performance"
"i was doching her when you called yesterday"

doched by NealCaffrey November 26, 2013

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.

Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Douchey von Doucheberg by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008

douchey proof 

A place, preferable a bar or club, where you can find a very small or non-existent amount of douche bags.

Person 1:
How is that bar across the street from you?

Person 2:
It's actually really cool. It's totally douchey proof.

douchey proof by everlost84 August 7, 2010

Douchey McDouchebag 

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

Douchey McDouchebag by KristynC July 31, 2008