Definitions by KristynC

Douchey McDouchebag 

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

Douchey McDouchebag by KristynC July 31, 2008

Vokie 

An individual who attends or who has attended a vocational high school. A tough label to shake, Vokies are often unfairly perceived as being unintelligent and unmotivated.

Marty's a janitor now? Typical Vokie.

Vokie by KristynC November 11, 2006

Poopy Picasso

A child who feels the need to fingerpaint with his/her own excrement.

Oh look at this, Poopy Picasso's gone after the walls again.

Poopy Picasso by KristynC April 29, 2006

tard hat

A combination of "ass hat" and "fuck tard". Only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions.

That guy wrote "I love Nancy" on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his myspace page. What a tard hat.

tard hat by KristynC April 29, 2006

asstabulous 

An expression of admiration for the backside of another individual.

Can also be used in reference to a member of the entertainment industry when the only notable thing about a performance was said backside.

Jessica Alba was asstabulous in "Into the Blue"

asstabulous by KristynC April 29, 2006

Open Ass 

The worst smell you can possibly imagine.

Oh shit! The mystery meat in the cafe smells like open ass. Fuck that, I'm going to the pizza place.

Open Ass by KristynC April 29, 2006