neal

Someone who is preventing a superior ship from happening because they are with one of the people in the ship.

Originates from the Once Upon A Time character Neal Cassidy who prevents CaptainSwan from happening.

Why don't you like Jackson from The Originals?

He's a neal.

by serendibite March 20, 2023

neal

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."

by Albert Einstein September 19, 2003

neal

cutter king.
god.
everything the average human is not.
perfection.
CK

neal has entered the courts. all hail.

by Neal Aka CK January 09, 2008

neal

someone who faps everywhere, at anytime.

Person 1: what is he doing in there?
Person 2: i bet he's fapping on a rug
Person 1: oh neallllll

by the understand April 13, 2011

neal

to smoke either weed or a tobacco product

Bouta go for a neal, u down?

by hava May 14, 2007

neal

a nerd that you just have to love because he is so unattractive. he often gives hugs and acts embarassed when asked personal quesions.

Fally: haha, ilove that kid!

Uranus: ya,i know. hes such a neal.

by jackfiddley June 19, 2008

neal

In the 80's tv series 'The Young Ones' a Character named Neal symbolized the pinnacle of a pacifistic no good hippie.
The other characters had none respect for him what so ever...

A 'Neal' is a weak, soft, pacifistic person, that you do not respect.

"Hahaha very funny, Neal!" - Rick Mayal

by Joram June 08, 2004