Doche

A pussy that is wider than it is deep.

Dude me and my gf hooked up last night and i totally put my chode in her doche!

by Chodey Doche July 21, 2006

doche

a doche is a pussy that is wider than it is deep.

dude i hooked up with my girlfriend lastnight and i totally put my chode in her doche.

by chodey doche July 21, 2006

doche

The result of squashing poco to a normal perons width, therefore resulting in his flab getting sqqished vertically upwards, making him around 5 metres high....a giant doche

lets play push the poco....omg we pushed so hard hes turned into a giant doche

by Petor May 28, 2004

doche

a long skinny dick

when i saw ryan’s dick i immediately thought, “what a doche”

by dxkrxdxer August 13, 2018

doche

Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.

Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!

by pdochesti May 22, 2007

doche

really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.

Silky u doche!
dochey lad!

by Tucker December 3, 2003

Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009