doche

a doche is a pussy that is wider than it is deep.
dude i hooked up with my girlfriend lastnight and i totally put my chode in her doche.
by chodey doche July 21, 2006
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doche

The result of squashing poco to a normal perons width, therefore resulting in his flab getting sqqished vertically upwards, making him around 5 metres high....a giant doche
lets play push the poco....omg we pushed so hard hes turned into a giant doche
by Petor May 28, 2004
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doche

when i saw ryan’s dick i immediately thought, “what a doche”
by dxkrxdxer August 14, 2018
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doche

Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!
by pdochesti May 07, 2007
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doche

really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.
Silky u doche!
dochey lad!
by Tucker December 03, 2003
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doched

doch or doched refers to a situation when you are "doched" or fucked very bad
the term "doch" is another meaning for "fuck" it is widely used in asian countries like India,Bhutan,Bangladesh,Pakistan
"ash wanted to doch neal cause neal doched him before"
"he was doched yesterday because he did not complete his homework"
"i doched him very badly after what he did to my car"
"we are planning to doch him for his poor performance"
"i was doching her when you called yesterday"
by NealCaffrey November 27, 2013
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Doch

To fortify your point without 'yes' and 'no'.
Person 1: "That isn't right"
Person 2: "Doch"
by Hi welcome to chili's 🌶️ December 18, 2018
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