divination
The practice of looking into the future by using tools such as tarot cards, runes, I Ching, tea leaves or palms.
divination by tara December 1, 2004
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Divination
The employment of magical practices (lottery, augury, or special psychic powers, etc) for the purpose of gaining knowledge of future events or events unknowable by ordinary investigation.
Divination by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 1, 2010
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Diapation
1. A state of having symptoms of Diarrhia and Constipation at the same time.
2. Not being able to relieve yourself of liquid feces in your [bowels.
2. Not being able to relieve yourself of liquid feces in your [bowels.
Thomas: Hey babe you were in the bathroom forever, are you alright?
Jessica: No. I have diapation. I'm all filled up with ass-piss and it just won't come out.
Thomas: that sucks.
Jessica: No. I have diapation. I'm all filled up with ass-piss and it just won't come out.
Thomas: that sucks.
Diapation by TSisthebestinthebusiness September 9, 2013
anal dilatation test
An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
anal dilatation test by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
center of dialation
center of dialation by bluh$ January 19, 2004
Donagation
Donagation is when,
Person 1: you know what we need, we need a _______.
Person 2: yes we do
Person 1: can you take care of that?
Or forwarding an email to someone else(generally in a group or team) with the request: can you take care of this? Will you follow up? Will you (call, create or other) an item and get back to me.
Person 1: you know what we need, we need a _______.
Person 2: yes we do
Person 1: can you take care of that?
Or forwarding an email to someone else(generally in a group or team) with the request: can you take care of this? Will you follow up? Will you (call, create or other) an item and get back to me.
Donagation by Travel22 July 14, 2022
diamation
the word evolved in a brainstorming session when the conversation turned to animating a user experience path diagram. it combines traditional flow-chart type qualities, mixed in with emotional elements that humanize the diagram.
diamation by Gangsta Ginseng July 20, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Slop Grenade
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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