Donagation

When someone, persuades others to do work through social influence and/or phrasing.

Donagation is when,

Person 1: you know what we need, we need a _______.

Person 2: yes we do
Person 1: can you take care of that?

Or forwarding an email to someone else(generally in a group or team) with the request: can you take care of this? Will you follow up? Will you (call, create or other) an item and get back to me.

by Travel22 July 14, 2022

federal donation

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.

1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017

Racial Donation

A Racial Donation happens when a black male politely asks a random white male for money , then the white male gives the black male 3-5 dollars, simply for the fact that the white male is scared to death of the strange black male because he is black and the white male does not want to be stabbed, shot, raped or be infected by the black male, but the white male acts as if he isnt scared and is just being polite back.

Black male: Excuse me sir, my family and I are tryin to get to California, but we don't have any money and we need to buy some gas to get home, i'd really appreciate it if you could help a brotha out.

White Male: Uhhh Ya, no problem buddy.

(white male gives black male 3 dollars)

Black male:Thank you so much, God Bless

White Male's friend (who is also white): Dude, you didn't have to give that guy any money

White Male: It was more of a Racial Donation

by Jimbag September 3, 2009

orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

autotrump donations

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.

My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021

donation to the urination station

just a fun way of saying ya gotta use the bathroom

My compliments to the chef... now if you'd excuse me, I have to go make a donation to the urination station.

by Brian Walking July 24, 2006

Inebriation Donation

A blood donation (such as to the red cross) motivated by the will to put one's body in a state that will become more affected by alcohol.

"I'm kind of low on cash, so I think im going to make an Inebriation Donation before I go to the byob party tonight."

by Pearldrums October 11, 2008