Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
by APfromMSP May 01, 2005
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Constipation

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
by Fart Matser August 24, 2003
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Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.
The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.
by jay420 July 29, 2005
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Constipation

When your poo grows attachment issues and acts as a fetus
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Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole
"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"
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Constipation

The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.
"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."
by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003
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Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom
'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'
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