ditk 

Dual Income Three Kids

Dikt is when you have a third child and your realize the full resource implications of time and money.

Hey, did you hear about Chris, he's "Ditkt" now.

ditk by NotNatsmom March 26, 2023

Mr. Ditkovich 

Peter Parker's landlord in the OG Spider-Man Trilogy. Played by the great Elya Baskin. A retired Kraven the Hunter who now hunts rent instead of humans. He is Peter's father-figure and even goes as far as to offer him an orange after a dispute. Also goes by "Lord Of The Rent."

Example 1:
Person A: "Damn, man, my landlord isn't leaving me alone. He burst into my room at 1:00 AM while I was having sex and asked for rent."
Person B: Seems like you've got a Mr. Ditkovich on your hands, you pay rent or buy him pizza sometime or else you'll be in big trouble.
Example 2:
Mr. Ditkovich: REEEEENNNNNNNTTTTT?!
Peter Parker: Hi Mr. Ditkovich
Mr. Ditkovich: Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?

Mr. Ditkovich by CristianoMuller December 16, 2020

Ditka 

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched

In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.

Ditka by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003

ditka 

the pimpingest of the pimps...always a high roller and knows how to pop the cris'

"ditka."

"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."

ditka by tj January 1, 2004

Ditka punch 

To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.

"Man, i accidentally Ditka punched michelle last night. So i finished up and dropped her in front of the hospital."

"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"

Ditka punch by Supertank November 4, 2008

Pull a Ditka 

1. Term used during the NFL draft and Fantasy draft. Giving up every draft pick for one first-rounder, like Mike Ditka did in the 1999 NFL draft when he gave up all his picks for Ricky Williams.

2. Putting all your eggs in one basket.

1. I so want Reggie Bush on my team, I am going to pull a Ditka and give up my first five fantasy picks to get him.

2. She wants to compete in American Idol so bad, she is going to pull a Ditka and sell everything she owns for voice lessons and a trip to Austin just to audition.

Pull a Ditka by SportsFan November 11, 2008

Ditka 

Something that is incredibly badass

Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.

Ditka by Cosmixmaster January 3, 2003