Ditka
Ditka by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003
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Ditka
Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.
Ditka by Cosmixmaster January 3, 2003
Ditka
Putting all your eggs in one basket. It is in reference to the 1999 NFL draft, when then-New Orleans Saints coach (and former Chicago Bears coach) Mike Ditka gave up all his draft picks for star Texas Longhorns Running Back Ricky Williams.
Ditka punch
To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.
"Man, i accidentally Ditka punched michelle last night. So i finished up and dropped her in front of the hospital."
"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"
"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"
Ditka punch by Supertank November 4, 2008
Ditka dugan
Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
(on his way out of the office): "Janice, hold all my calls -I've gotta go drop a Ditka dugan. But I'll be right back."
Ditka dugan by danvanmat September 2, 2011
Ditka-off
To Ditka-off: To waste an entire NFL draft in the act of trading up, i.e. Mike Ditka trading up for Ricky Williams in 1999, moving from #12 to #5 and giving up the entire draft (and a 1st and 3rd rounder the following year).
"Man, the Texans have already Ditka'd off their draft to get Matt Schaub."
"The Lions are going to try to get some team to Ditka-off their draft for Calvin Johnson."
"The Lions are going to try to get some team to Ditka-off their draft for Calvin Johnson."
Ditka-off by RyanFuller003 April 16, 2007
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