12 definitions by Cosmixmaster

1
To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.
Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003
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4
An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.
Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.
by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003
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5
Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?
by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003
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6
To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.
Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.
by Cosmixmaster June 09, 2003
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7
Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003
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