Similar to the
Donkey Punch, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.
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Something that is incredibly badass
Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.
The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.
If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.
To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.
Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.
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The greatest insult ever
Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
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To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.
