distractant

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Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.

I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...

distractant by JakePH August 9, 2010

Words you can keep

distractinating

Being distracted while you are procrastinating.

Person A: "Jenny stop procrastinating and watch me do this!"
Person B: "Stop it you are distractinating me!!"

distractinating by scottandjennymakeaword April 20, 2013

Distractitty

The left or right titty of a woman which she flashes you in an effort to distract you from her wrongdoing.

The left or right titty of a woman which when seen, distracts your train of thought.

Dude, my girl knew she was wrong and then all of a sudden she hit me with that distractitty! I was like, what were we talking about again?

When you’re in a conversation with a hot girl and then all of a sudden you look down at her titty and lose all train of thought.

Distractitty by DirtySancho69 February 19, 2020

distractasaurus

Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.

Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or

Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!

distractasaurus by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008

Distraccent

When a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. Or, when you're trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.

Christian Bale uses a distraccent at all times.

Distraccent by nohandleplease December 1, 2014

Distracting

Something that is taking place to distract ones focus. More than likely a distracting girl.

A cute girl in a class room or work area such as an office can be distracting you from your work.

Distracting by about42penguins October 21, 2008

Distractard

A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.

"Man I really like Shanelle but she is such a distractard"

Distractard by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026