If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.
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Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.
by poopy111 May 25, 2009
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Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
by Avioletfluid13 November 20, 2005
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The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008
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A slang term referring to when a woman touches herself (masturbates).
I got home and she'd already Christian Baled herself.
by PatchZilla May 24, 2010
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