Distraccent 

When a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. Or, when you're trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.

Christian Bale uses a distraccent at all times.

Distraccent by nohandleplease December 1, 2014

Distraccident 

An accident caused by someone being distracted. The distraction is usually an incredibly hot chick. Happens frequently when driving and you do not notice the traffic has stopped in front of you because you are too busy staring at some beautiful peice of ass. Not limited to driving situations.

1. Wow, look at those legs. She should not be walking by the side of the road - that is a distraccident waiting to happen.

2. Barman 1: Oi you fartknocker, you just poured beer all over my leg cause you weren't looking.
Barman 2: sorry mate, it was a distraccident. Look at that hottie leaning on the arcade machine.
Barman 1: fair play.

Distraccident by jimwade December 2, 2009

distractant

Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.

I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...

distractant by JakePH August 9, 2010

distractertainment 

Entertaining journalism meant to distract to reader from focusing on the dumpster fire that was 2020. (verb/noun)

I was looking for a little distractertainment after my pet hamster, Steve contracted covid-19 again. Sad face.

distractertainment by Diamond_Jim March 25, 2021