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Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.
I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!
Distractible by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

DistractedLeo

DistractedLeo (Riley) is a Tiktoker who loves dancing at 2am in onesies and never ceases to make her 100k+ followers smile.
DistractedLeo always gives me a serotonin boost.
DistractedLeo by FriendlyGamerMan January 29, 2021

Distractables 

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.
Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!
Distractables by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018

Distractabbed 

Like distracted but by or because of dabbing.
Oh snap I’m sorry I didn’t call you back! I was totally distractabbed by the new rosin I picked up.
Distractabbed by Kimjanberly March 30, 2022

Destructables 

Destructables is the a cool ass instagram meme page who posts memes. The owner is the richest and most successful man in his school. Destructables is one of the fastest growing instagram pages, expected to hit 1 million followers within the next few weeks.
Bob: ALL THESE MEME PAGES ARE SO SHIT WTF BRO
Andy: nah bro ong destructables on instagram posts some funny ass content for da boys
Destructables by Kaper bondatta March 31, 2021

Distinctable 

• when something is very easy to distinct

• 1st part of Švecová-Velegová English reforme
There is nothing like "Slovakia - it's full of interesting stuff" on Slovak YouTube scene.
I agree, that show is very distinctable.
Distinctable by Rapiz June 13, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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