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Distractitty 

The left or right titty of a woman which she flashes you in an effort to distract you from her wrongdoing.

The left or right titty of a woman which when seen, distracts your train of thought.
Dude, my girl knew she was wrong and then all of a sudden she hit me with that distractitty! I was like, what were we talking about again?

When you’re in a conversation with a hot girl and then all of a sudden you look down at her titty and lose all train of thought.
Distractitty by DirtySancho69 February 19, 2020
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distractivity 

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.
John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.
distractivity by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

Distractify 

Distractify
The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.
Distractify by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

distractivity 

the activity of distraction from being productive
Joe was caught up in distractivity and not focused on the most important task at hand.
distractivity by John Clarke July 13, 2006

Distractits 

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.
Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.
Distractits by alasjizz March 28, 2015
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026