Distractitty 

The left or right titty of a woman which she flashes you in an effort to distract you from her wrongdoing.

The left or right titty of a woman which when seen, distracts your train of thought.

Dude, my girl knew she was wrong and then all of a sudden she hit me with that distractitty! I was like, what were we talking about again?

When you’re in a conversation with a hot girl and then all of a sudden you look down at her titty and lose all train of thought.

Distractitty by DirtySancho69 February 19, 2020

distractivity 

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.

John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.

distractivity by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

Distractify 

Distractify

The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.

Distractify by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

distractivity 

the activity of distraction from being productive

Joe was caught up in distractivity and not focused on the most important task at hand.

distractivity by John Clarke July 13, 2006

Distractits 

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

Distractits by alasjizz March 28, 2015