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When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!
by Super Dad Zach March 01, 2013
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