discum 

when your jacking off and you get to the point where you can't stop and somebody walks in on you and you keep on jackin off anyway.

My mom came in and I discummed all over her.

discum by Raddest dude alive June 22, 2009

rainfall discussion 

A rational dialogue in which all the bullshit gets washed away, and straightforwardness is valued over emotional manipulation. Alludes to the gentle fall of rain, as rational discourse is more cleansing and beneficial than typical heated arguments driven by anger.

Instead of another rant, let's try and have a rainfall discussion about Islam. Both sides are much too emotionally charged to make any real progress.

rainfall discussion by th3rdthatcher January 8, 2015

Discomfort Inn

The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.

Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”

Discomfort Inn by Julesheart March 31, 2023

Discombobulate 

Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭

First, discombobulate

Dazed, discombobulate

Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,

discombobulate

In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞

Discombobulate by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020

Ugandan discussions

"Ugandan discussions" is a euphemism for sex coined during the early 1970s by the satirical British magazine "Private Eye".

The basis of the term arose at a party in London hosted by Neal Ascherson at which Irish moralist and journalist Mary Kenny, during her early, wild phase, spent some time upstairs with a former Ugandan government minister. On rejoining the other guests, Kenny explained their absence by saying they were "upstairs discussing Uganda".

— Where are they?
— I believe they slipped away for some private Ugandan discussions.

— She looks like she was dragged through a hedge backwards!
— She was upstairs discussing the situation in Uganda, allegedly.

Ugandan discussions by Josifer February 2, 2012

discomouse 

A smelly vagina.

After dancing for hours some vaginas gets smelly.

Guy; "The girl from last night had mad discomouse, I almost barfed from that horrible smell."

discomouse by Jenspotens November 8, 2010

Discuit 

A website that became popular after Reddit began restricting access to its API, effectively banning 3rd party apps. Discuit is being developed in an attempt to prevent the enshitification that Reddit went through.

Damn dude, I tried to post a dick pic on Discuit but they don't allow NSFW content.

Discuit by InternetProwler420 July 7, 2023