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An ashy penis resembling the side of a biscuit.
Bro I got a discuit from doin it dry
discuit by Bork Marley December 15, 2016
An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.
Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.
discunt by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

discusting 

idiots alternative to the appropriate spelling of disgusting
maureen: thats discusting !
me: your spelling is disgusting !
discusting by maddguy January 9, 2009

Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.
"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"
1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.

2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.

3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.
"Did you see the discust about the panda eating her baby?"

"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."

"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."
discust by bbarrie May 28, 2009

Discusting 

The word discusting is used the describe a person who is so disgusting, that the word disgusting is not enough.
Mikayla, you truly are discusting
Discusting by Oulgoof November 21, 2020