Discombobulate

Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭

First, discombobulate

Dazed, discombobulate

Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,

discombobulate

In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞

by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020

Discombobulate

Confused, messed up, not in place

I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated

by Sammi Grantham April 17, 2006

Discombobulate

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*

by Awesomely Radish June 14, 2010

Discombobulate

To confuse the hell out of someone.

I believe I have someone to discombobulate.

by MC137 March 30, 2014

Discombobulate

1. To arrange something so that it makes no sense.

2. To make a mistake when talking

1. I am going to discombobulate my room looking for my lost ...

by DOD21 May 26, 2008

Discombobulate

unusually insane

You discombobulated freak

by Three November 19, 2003

Discombobulate

When you do something to something but your not sure what it is

I Discombobulated this Tomato (This is in refrence to cutting but you dont know to use the word cutting

by Tom Elson September 9, 2003