Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Confused, messed up, not in place

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

To throw into a state of confussion.