Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ณ๐ฆ๐จ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ญ
First, discombobulate
Dazed, discombobulate
Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,
discombobulate
In summary, ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐
First, discombobulate
Dazed, discombobulate
Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,
discombobulate
In summary, ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐
by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020
by allygator February 07, 2015
One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.
Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.
Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.
by Lady Chevalier May 07, 2005
by Coopstar December 19, 2003
by Sammi Grantham March 13, 2006
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by Mary March 16, 2004
Mar 8 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose