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Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ

First, discombobulate

Dazed, discombobulate

Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,

discombobulate

In summary, ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐›๐จ๐›๐ฎ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ž
by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.
I'm all discombobulated.

Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.
by Lady Chevalier May 07, 2005
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To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.
Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch
by Coopstar December 19, 2003
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I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated
by Sammi Grantham March 13, 2006
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