discumboobilated

When Sandra woke up this morning she appeared to be discumboobilated

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Discomboobulated

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

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A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

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When your boobs don't seem to fit right in the cups of your bra. They seem to pop out, get double boob, nip slip, etc.

I adjusted the straps on my bra and now boobs seem all discomboobilated.

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When one boob is out of the bra and the other is not.

Look at her chest! She's all discomboobulated!

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The confusion that sets in when ready to cum and wondering where to do it because of concern of how it will be received.

After pissing him/her off when I came in his/her hair, I became suddenly discumbobulated with where to drop my load.

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The state of mind that follows after being ejaculated on. For most individuals it is extreme confusion, except for whores, they're used to it.

Alice: Hey Nancy how was you're date with Fred last night

Nancy: It was bizarre, after he came on my face i was extremely discumbobulated .

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