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“Driver’s Heel” is an unsightly area on a shoe, where part of the heel on the right shoe is rubbed off from driving with your shoe scraping against the floor of the car while pushing on the gas pedal.
Nancy didn’t realize she had a bad case of driver’s heel on her good pair of shoes, but all her co-workers noticed and would snicker behind her back.
by Julesheart March 5, 2023
Get the Driver’s Heel mug.A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 6, 2023
Get the Rock-Pissing Dump Truck mug.The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.
Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”
by Julesheart March 31, 2023
Get the Discomfort Inn mug.A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
Get the Testosterone Truck mug.“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
by Julesheart February 9, 2023
Get the Sloth Car mug.A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.
“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.
by Julesheart November 17, 2023
Get the Nothingburger Paint mug.Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
by Julesheart January 8, 2024
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