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discomfuckulated 

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.
"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."
discomfuckulated by Narog August 20, 2004

disconfuckulated 

to mess somthing up beyond reconition; to screw up badly.
"That picture is so disconfuckulated that i cant tell what it is!}"
disconfuckulated by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007

disconfuckulated 

confused and just a tad angry
After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.
disconfuckulated by dike muffey July 28, 2003

discomfuckulated 

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.
"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"
discomfuckulated by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

Disconfuckulated 

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person
Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man
Disconfuckulated by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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