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dirtqueef 

That dirtqueef gave me tickles
dirtqueef by aluds November 4, 2023
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dickqueef 

Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dickqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Dicqueef 

When a male has an excess of air built up, the releases it, creating a fart-like sound
Todd-" I just got head from this chick and it sucked."

Mike-" Why dude? Did she forget to cup the balls?"

Todd-" Nah dude, i accedently Dicqueeffed in her face."
Dicqueef by PKL_149 December 13, 2009

DerpQueefa 

That dumb bish from the hood or any other skeeza, chicken head, knob slobber, or filthy ass hoe.
Ayo DerpQueefa getcha ass in here...and bring me a grape soda.
DerpQueefa by GimmeDatThoat February 26, 2015
Harley: did you just fart?
Morgan: NO I diqueefed
Diqueef by NothinButEE May 26, 2020

dirtybeefnchedr 

A sexy ass call of duty player on the xbox can be found in his parents basement every night and day jerking it all day and night long watching call of duty non gay porn
Look at that DirtyBeefNchedR
dirtybeefnchedr by DirtyBeefNchedR November 24, 2013

disaqueef 

When the vagina does not agree with the situation.
He thinks he is getting these cookies but I highly disaqueef
disaqueef by Marica Linn March 20, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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