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dickqueef
Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dickqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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disaqueef • isaqueef • diasqueetes • diasqueetus • Dicqueef • Diqueef • dirtqueef • Disquiefery • dick queef • Disco Queef
diasqueetes
A terrible medical condition brought about by suppressing too many squees.
Diasqueetes has been known to induce abdominal pain, depression, cancer, erectile dysfunction (in men AND women) and bad credit scores.
Incidentally, a simple prevention method also serves as the cure: speaking the word aloud is usually squee-inducing enough to relieve the condition.
See also diasqueetus.
Diasqueetes has been known to induce abdominal pain, depression, cancer, erectile dysfunction (in men AND women) and bad credit scores.
Incidentally, a simple prevention method also serves as the cure: speaking the word aloud is usually squee-inducing enough to relieve the condition.
See also diasqueetus.
When Transformers came out, I held back too many squees. I think I have diasqueetes.
*squee!*
...oh. Wait. Nevermind.
*squee!*
...oh. Wait. Nevermind.
diasqueetes by agnomen June 11, 2008
diasqueetus
Same as diasqueetes, but referring to a special condition that is only found in Wilford Brimley.
Brimley (who never gets old and never dies) is the only being known to not be cured of his diasqueetes by speaking its name. Scientist believe his folksy mispronunciation of the term is what keeps Brimley from ridding himself of the horrid disorder.
Brimley (who never gets old and never dies) is the only being known to not be cured of his diasqueetes by speaking its name. Scientist believe his folksy mispronunciation of the term is what keeps Brimley from ridding himself of the horrid disorder.
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diasqueetus.
diasqueetus by agnomen June 11, 2008
Diqueef
Diqueef by NothinButEE May 26, 2020
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