disaqueef

When the vagina does not agree with the situation.

He thinks he is getting these cookies but I highly disaqueef

by Marica Linn March 20, 2024

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dickqueef

Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

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disaqueef • isaqueef • diasqueetes • diasqueetus • Dicqueef • Diqueef • dirtqueef • Disquiefery

Dicqueef

When a male has an excess of air built up, the releases it, creating a fart-like sound

Todd-" I just got head from this chick and it sucked."

Mike-" Why dude? Did she forget to cup the balls?"

Todd-" Nah dude, i accedently Dicqueeffed in her face."

by PKL_149 December 13, 2009

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A terrible medical condition brought about by suppressing too many squees.

Diasqueetes has been known to induce abdominal pain, depression, cancer, erectile dysfunction (in men AND women) and bad credit scores.

Incidentally, a simple prevention method also serves as the cure: speaking the word aloud is usually squee-inducing enough to relieve the condition.

See also diasqueetus.

When Transformers came out, I held back too many squees. I think I have diasqueetes.

*squee!*

...oh. Wait. Nevermind.

by agnomen June 11, 2008

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diasqueetus

Same as diasqueetes, but referring to a special condition that is only found in Wilford Brimley.

Brimley (who never gets old and never dies) is the only being known to not be cured of his diasqueetes by speaking its name. Scientist believe his folksy mispronunciation of the term is what keeps Brimley from ridding himself of the horrid disorder.

I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diasqueetus.

by agnomen June 11, 2008

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