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Invented by me, "Womens" is a double plural for women. Indicating ALOT.
Man, I had sex with some womens last night!
Womens by Steele May 27, 2004
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womens tattoo ace of spades 

it is well known that white women get a spade or ace of spades tattoo to show they like black men. It is a calling card basically.
well known in the interraccial dating scene women use the ace of spades or spade tattoo.womens tattoo ace of spades.

Womens Sports 

Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.
Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!

Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?

Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!

womens rights 

a job for women who think they are helping the community, not many people think they are.
Mitchell: "hey ben tell a joke!"

Ben: "WOMENS RIGHTS"

**ba-dum-ch!**
womens rights by women suck August 25, 2005

Womens rights 

Women don't have rights.
Emily: Wanna here a joke?

Friend: Okay

Emily: Womens rights.
Womens rights by Emily Putz May 5, 2011

Womens Hard-On 

Womens Har-On

This is a Lesbian term:

The site of arrousment with a Lesbians tongue erecting out!
"Womens Hard-On"

Lilly Lickers loves the clubs and when she goes there and sees a hottie, she don't notice her sticking or licking her lips to almost a erect tongue.
Womens Hard-On by Lilly Licker November 15, 2011

Womens Hockey 

Fucking Best game ever cause girls do it better
Bob: Did u see the guys hockey game last night?
Kate: Hell no i was rooting for the Womens Hockey team
Bob: Why
Kate: Girls Hockey rules guys Suck
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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