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dick queef 

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Dicqueef 

When a male has an excess of air built up, the releases it, creating a fart-like sound
Todd-" I just got head from this chick and it sucked."

Mike-" Why dude? Did she forget to cup the balls?"

Todd-" Nah dude, i accedently Dicqueeffed in her face."
Dicqueef by PKL_149 December 13, 2009

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick queef 

dick queef by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005
Harley: did you just fart?
Morgan: NO I diqueefed
Diqueef by NothinButEE May 26, 2020

dick queef 

a dick queef is the sound of a dick when cum comes out of the cock
when i fucked her i had such a loud dick queef that my neighbors heard it
dick queef by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019