dildoon 

A dildoon is a portmanteau of dildo and spoon, used in corporate circles to represent the eventual collapse of the 8th dimension and the subsequent creation of the dildoon to inflict pain and suffering on those who were responsible for the collapse.

Me: Did you hear that MGP copped the dildoon after all?

You: Yes, it was inevitable after that mad chang that was getting bandied about for months.

dildoon by Antichang Anonymous April 18, 2019

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildon't 

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

dildon't by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildoni 

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008

DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺

Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019