DildoNose 

Dildonose is an emoji on iphones that looks like a red mask with a nose similar to a dildo (womens sex toy that imitates a male penis.) the emoji looks like this: 👺

Dildonose accolite: Have you taken a moment to worship our lord and savior dildonose in the church of dildo nosilian?
Man in doorway of house: no but i wil!!

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

DildoNose 

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

DildoNose by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

Chronic Dildonis by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

Dishonosecond 

(n.) dis - aw - no - sec - und;
The period of time from when a law or rule is established and when a loophole is found.

Lawmakers passed a new tax regulation and a dishonosecond later discovered an exemption they could apply to themselves.

Dishonosecond by khpdave February 28, 2011

Dildosexual 

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021

dilmoose 

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.

(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!

dilmoose by Callum Morton August 6, 2006

dildonor 

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

dildonor by gregben June 8, 2021