dildoni

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.
A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.
by Argle September 11, 2007
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Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
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