dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildonian 

A person or being from the fictional place called Dildonia.

Hey look Betty, there's Donald from Dildonia, what a Dildonian !

dildonian by jeffbo April 6, 2009

Dildonian 

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

Dildonian by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

Dundonian 

Dundonian An inhabitant of the city of Dundee, Scotland.

'I'm from Dundee, hence a Dundonian'

Dundonian by Vixen April 6, 2004

Edward Dildohands 

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

Edward Dildohands by EDH007 October 21, 2010

dildoni 

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008