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dildon't 

The Antonym of Dildo
You can't put that in there, for it's a dildon't.

dildon't 

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.
Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.
dildon't by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Dildon't 

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.
"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."
Dildon't by Chanceous September 30, 2007

dildon't 

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.
CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"
dildon't by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012

dildon’t 

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.
I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.
dildon’t by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Dildon’t 

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.
Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.
Dildon’t by Jpack July 4, 2019
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