dildon't

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildon't

The Antonym of Dildo

You can't put that in there, for it's a dildon't.

by John Butz and Meghan Kay March 17, 2008

dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007

dildon't

An umbrella term for every dildo in the sex shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own penis.

CUSTOMER: "Excuse me sir, my girlfriend and I are after one of your finest dildos, but all we see is a wall full of dildon't s."

CLERK: "Terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?"

by benwithacapitalb January 7, 2012

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 4, 2019